the matriarchy is pissed | Mineral Wash Boxy Cotton T-Shirt

Say it with your whole chest. The "the matriarchy is pissed" tee is for anyone who's tired of being told to calm down, smile more, sit down, or wait their turn. It's funny because it's true, and true because it's earned.

The all-over mineral wash gives it a distressed, lived-in look from the very first wear, a fitting match for a message that's been building for a long time. The relaxed boxy drop-shoulder silhouette keeps things easy and unstructured, and the 100% cotton fabric is soft, substantial, and made for everyday wear with a little urban edge.

Wear it to the rally, the brunch, the group chat, or anywhere you need to be heard. Gift it to the women in your life, or to the men who love them and listen. Either way, the message is loud and clear: we're done being polite about it.